My writerly life according to Spaceballs the Movie

When it comes to writing, most of the time I’m like this guy…

Sanders

which in the business is commonly known as procrastination!!!

darkhelmet

And then when I finally get down to it, I have so many projects on the go I’m like this when I finally fire up the computer…

Asshole

And after combing that dessert you call your creativity in search of a plot, character development and theme, your inner muse shouts back…

We ain't find shit

which leaves you standing there holding your **ahem** gentlemanly bits….

lonestar

until that magical moment occurs, that moment of inspiration that makes it all worthwhile…

Skroob

… all the toil, the hours at the computer and notes scribbled on scraps of paper in the middle of the night. Your mind runs away with you, you believe you might actually be a writer. You see your book on Amazon, imagine sitting down to watch the movie treatment on the big screen, the bank balance accumulating from all the merchandise…

Before the self-doubt emerges again, and you think your latest manuscript is only good for wiping your arse with.

spaceballs_toilet_paper

But you know what…

it doesn’t matter, because…

Barf

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